Friday, November 26, 2004
White Man Discovers Food
On the news last night they were asking kids what Thanksgiving was all about. Here's what one of them said:
Q: Why do we celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: We celebrate Thanksgiving because that's when the Pilgrims taught the Indians how to plant crops and cook.
Wow, I'm sure those Indians would have starved to death if not for those Pilgrims. Looks like we got there just in time.
And I thought public schools were bad when I was a kid.
Q: Why do we celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: We celebrate Thanksgiving because that's when the Pilgrims taught the Indians how to plant crops and cook.
Wow, I'm sure those Indians would have starved to death if not for those Pilgrims. Looks like we got there just in time.
And I thought public schools were bad when I was a kid.
